Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
