his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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