There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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