the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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