the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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