Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
That's how pantless uber rides happen
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think people are normalizing furries
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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