I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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