I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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