You can't motorboat a personality
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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