Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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