He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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