Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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