Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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