I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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