Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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