my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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