Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
my shit smells like andre
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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