Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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