that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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