You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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