bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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