Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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