"it" just moved
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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