I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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