I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I need to calm my uterus...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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