Sober January is a disaster.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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