no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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