I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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