I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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