Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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