She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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