butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I showed him my bush... on skype.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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