The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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