Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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