Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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