he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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