No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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