Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
