I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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