plz talk dirty to me
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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