that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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