Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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