is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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