I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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