somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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