i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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