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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the day after is always just damage control
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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