redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
