So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
