no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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