If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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