he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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