We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
