Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
50% drunk capacity currently
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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