Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The uberlube is also flammable
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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