Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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