Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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