Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
whose parrot is this?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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